Humor - A Boomer's Best Friend

Getting older- can hide it, can keep it at bay, just can't stop the march of time. What to do? Laugh out loud! Here are a few ironies we boomers can share ....and my own personal philosophy for feeling younger.....hang out with (much) older people! Enjoy, Marjorie


Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction


Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50 year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these".